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(309): View more from Illinois

My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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(949): View more from California

i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(301): View more from Maryland

not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!

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(905): View more from Ontario

Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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(224): View more from Illinois

We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.

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(815): View more from Illinois

You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.

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