so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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