have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
