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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(301): View more from Maryland

I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry

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(301): View more from Maryland

My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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(847): View more from Illinois

you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Wow. Its not even 11am.

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(214): View more from Texas

Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.

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(540): View more from Virginia

All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.

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