went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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