im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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