what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
