I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We don't watch enough power rangers
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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