why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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