My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My balls are so social today.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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