so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
that is very illegal...i love you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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