I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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