I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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