Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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