It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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