So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
