I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I am available for nakedness
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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