Porn is love you can see.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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