Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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