please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
