How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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