This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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