Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(812): View more from Indiana

obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date

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(917): View more from New York City

we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(813): View more from Florida

I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam

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(970): View more from Colorado

It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.

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