Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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