Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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