so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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