she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
home. puking in laundry basket.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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