Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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