im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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