can we get nightvision for the apartment?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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