It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
