i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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