it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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