you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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