I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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