i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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