um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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