After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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