absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Randomize
