I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
And then he peed in my hair
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