walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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