I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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