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(970): View more from Colorado

Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(907): View more from Alaska

We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.

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(512): View more from Texas

You're like the curious george of whores

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"

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(206): View more from Washington

the night ended with taco bell and tears

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(614): View more from Ohio

We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!

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