she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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