508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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