You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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