you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We're not piercing ourselves today.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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