hotel room ftw
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
