there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
