do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This is classic penis vs brain.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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