...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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